10.    You're feeling silly, silly, silly...
  9.    4 out of 5 dentists recommend Dark Moon for their patients who chew gum
  8.    Almost as fun as running with scissors
  7.    Chicks dig their groovy tunes
  6.    Goes good with beer and pretzels
  5.    Your 3 other personalities seem to like them too
  4.    Critics agree: our CD makes a great drink coaster
  3.    Sometimes good looks does equal good music
  2.    You've already tried the sex and drugs part
  1.    You've always wanted to see your ears bleed!

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